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secret machines . pharoah’s daughter

Your Comic Sans.


dealbreaker:

Our sexy email correspondence isn’t a children’s birthday invitation. Deleted.

Optimator: You’re so wonderful, but I’m going to have to ask you to be a little gentler on me the morning after. Please?

Optimator: You’re so wonderful, but I’m going to have to ask you to be a little gentler on me the morning after. Please?

I, too, have celebrity fantasies.


My celebrity fantasy (which is not, in any way, sexual -not that there’s anything wrong with that!) is as follows:

A slumber party at my house. In attendance:

Sarah Haskins,

Sarah Vowell, and

Kristen Schaal

It would be AWESOME.

“Radiohead front man Thom Yorke told reporters in no uncertain terms that his band has never met the four high school students who compose Hitler Hairdo, and insisted the moody alt-rock songs they perform in local bars “could not possibly have been derived from [Radiohead’s] subtle fusion of electronica, Krautrock, and experimental jazz.”

RADIOHEAD DENIES INFLUENCING LOCAL BAND

via The Onion

“Republicans have exploited the hot-button immigration issue so successfully in the health reform debate that Finance Committee Democrats have gone so far as to exclude illegal immigrants from buying even unsubsidized insurance on the exchange. It’s purely a political move, for no one — on Capitol Hill or off — has offered a good explanation for how allowing folks to buy insurance coverage from private companies using U.S. dollars could harm the country. Indeed, it would likely keep those people out of emergency rooms, saving taxpayer dollars. The debate has grown so absurd that it feels, at times, like some voices don’t care to distinguish between legal immigrants and illegal immigrants. As Menendez said, under Kyl’s waiting-period amendment, “legal permanent residents” would be prevented from availing a benefit “that they helped to fund.” The Kyl amendment fell by a count of 10 to 13, along strict party lines.”

ugh.

ugh.

vegetarian chili + dostoyevsky + el perro del mar = a nice sunday

The Winds Are Coming by Yasmin Shirali

via  JPG Magazine

The Winds Are Coming by Yasmin Shirali

via JPG Magazine